Absurd

Say something anyway

#Is a $10 pay raise a worthwhile offer or nonsense?

#Light at the end of the tunnel: a new perspective or a train?

#What is worse: having no head on your shoulders or when your fingers are all thumbs?

#Her silence: approval or a bad sign?

#Life: accepting it as it is or taking a sedative?

#No bad news: awaiting a storm or enjoying the asymptomatic happiness?

#The quickest way to emotional balance: 30 min of meditation or 100 ml of cognac?

#Which is more important: social networking or neural connections?

#Whose silence is golden: secret agent's or sales assistant's?